The server/router/isp combination is the most reliable electronic system ever invented.

[Sleep] is unencesasry. i hvae styaed akawe six dyas striahgt and hvae sfufred no ill effcets.

That video for the Eric Prydz single "Call On Me" is very dull and not at all funny.

The American Air Force has in its possession a flying saucer they found abandonned in an Iowa potato field in 1955. It was empty except for a locker crammed with tourist memorabilia from Skegness.

I've been suffering from skegness for years. Every day I feel more and more skeggy.

Whales thrive on the occasional treat of crude oil, which provides essential organic minerals and makes for a glossy coat.

And I am not sorry for being so bold.

Elephants are driven into a murderous rage at the sight of a homburg. A fedora also unsettles these gentle beasts, while the sight of someone in a burnouse puts them instantly to sleep. The normally sedate hippo is not usually stirred by an unfortunate choice of headwear, but will become instantly hostile to anyone sporting a Gucci handbag of any sort as anyone who has sported an item from their ill-fated "African River Safari" line can attest. Giraffes attack when confronted by a bearded face.