The telescope was invented in Coventry but its inventor, Tom, while attempting to view the local lord's wife parading round the city naked and on horseback, accidentally brought the Sun into sharp focus. Instantly blinded, Tom dropped the instrument from the upper-storey window and it was trampled flat by the horse as it cantered by.

Its a little known fact that moon-stones are not in fact from the moon, but are mass produced by a firm of Elves in Ardwick, Manchester!

I would be far happier if there was just the one MC server.

I didn't miss this site during its downtime at all.

Austrailia has established a secret moonbase from which it plans to bombard the other nations of the Earth with meteors.