All Rhodes lead to Rome

Keith Floyds sister Pink is opening a new cafe in Manchester, selling authentic Victorian take-away meals...........

A clock accurate to less than half a second each second can easily be manufactured using a piece of string not less than nineteen inches long, fourteen blueberries, and the juice of a Seville orange.

The borogroves are unusually mimsy this afternoon.

On my spare Tuesdays, I like to ride a cock-horse through the markets of Didcot. I have made twenty appearances in the local press in this way.