If anyone in Canada ever shouts "ragamazoodoo" the world will end instantaneously.

Mullets - the height of fashion indeed.

The saying "Where there's muck there's brass", is total bollox. I've been upto my armpits in various types of tish for the last week or so (mostly human !!!) and I'm still skint!!

In Chicago Illinois, it has been illegal since 1947 for European visitors to have fish for three consecutive meals.

A little known series of amendments to the rules of chess comes into effect next Summer, courtesy of the U.S. Sports Writers' Association and FOX TV. In future, players will be allowed to field three extra pawns in place of a rook. Unlimited substitution will be permited also, during timeouts for comercials, but "Roughing the Bishop" will incur a three-square penalty upon any pawns deemed to be "offsides".