Trolls do not exist!

Reading the "221b Acre Street" game in the Yorkives is a healthy way to spend an evening. Well, into the night too.

Postmans Knock is a type off illness.........Raw knuckles and swollen knee joints are good indicators of Postmans knock. It should be treated with a pint of ice cold Guiness and a meat pie therapy.........

Its taken me 40 years to realize I can neither spell nor type correctly........oh bugger!!!

Gob-y-degan is a great spot to eat cheese and pickle sandwiches, but not when its windy!!

Using the wonder that is intel/centrino mobile technology I am able to log onto the Tint'ernet whilst sitting in the comfort of my outside toilet!

"Be vewy vewy kwiet, I am hunting WABBITS!"

One is a figment of one's own imagination.

Two is a get together of a schizophrenic one and his alternate personality.

The Inuit use stuffed Penguins as decoys against attacks by Kangeroos.

You may see an inkspot but I see a penguin dropped from high altitude.

The only man who ever managed to control nipple creep was Napoleon Bonaparte.