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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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MRSA makes a great sandwich filling and is freely available both in the community and in hospital. Its a much tastier treat than Sudamonas and smells less too!
If you meet the Great Cthulhu in the street, always make a joke or pun about tentacles. He loves those.
Felix the Cat, is, infact a large black and white mouse in disguise!!!
[widey] That comes as a severe shock to Postman Pat.
"Forgive me Madam, but i must refute the assumption that i was ogling you. It is a guarded secret that i possess x-ray vision in my lazy eye and being a man of secular science devoted to the fairer sex i was alarmed at a small malignancy within your upper torso, although it turns out it was the second button of your blouse. Rest assured, the low level of radiation you were exposed to by my roving orb is well below the accepted standards and, aside from a momentary flush of color to your epidermal layer, it is essentially harmless provided you quickly drink this glass of elixir i have summoned from yonder bartender."
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