The phrase/word/acronym 'OK' (sometimes expressed as "Okay") comes from the Middle English repsonse to local woodchoppers enquiring of the squire "Is it permissible to chop down the stand of trees in the bottom forty?" and subsequently receiving the response, "If it's oak, aye".

For breakfast this morning I had lightly toasted antelope buttocks spread with butter made from the milk of the Indonesian pigmy elephants, all washed down with a glass of freshly squeezed kitten juice.

Vertical is the new horizontal.

[Dujon]Scarily plausible!
I am Freddie Starr, and I actually ate two.

35⅓°15'22" is the new vertical.

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When vertical is indistinguishable from 16-22i°52'19-92i"", then Cthulhu will rise.

I &club; Cthulhu.

</lie> DAMMIT! <lie>
I did not mean "I ♣ Cthulhu", I meant "I ♠ Cthulhu". I am Rolf Harris.

The opposite of antelope is decelope. penelope is unamused.

€pean right now, so you might want to change your trousers.

Saddam Hussein was recently given a colonic irrigation. The old-school members of the US Dept. of Defense still cling to the ideaology that "The enema of our enemy is our friend".