Around the world in 80 days.........pah...........no big deal I can get around the block in less than 8 minutes............

I went around the world in a cheese, dazed.

I bet that was grate!

I spent my gap year living in Whales. My favorite was the humpback.

Whales are made of slate and were nearly hunted to extinction during the 19th/20thC.Their bodies were cut into "slates" and used as roofing material.

The Welsh are famous for the manufacture of "slate". They dug huge quarries and pits to keep the whales in so as to make slate production much easier.....oops time for my medication................

Herman vonstankwurg invented the nodding donkey in 1843. He found by attaching a small pump to the muzzle of a donkey that he was able to pump up to 3 barrels of oil a day..........