mc5 - ... so help me God.

I've got a luvverly Buch of coconuts, which I picked up in Bonn from a man who bore a striking resemblance to Terry Jones.

It is a little known fact that Terry Jones is actually Aled Jones's dad.

...and his mother is Catherine Zeta Jones.

Catherine was, of course, the Jones's sixth child.

I invented the Greek alphabet so Welsh women could have odd middle names.

Catherine's father being Tom Jones of course.

Her uncle is Griff Rhys Jones

Terry Jones' father was Tommy Lee Jones. Aled Jones' long lost brother is James Earl Jones.

I could go on like this all day