George Bush is set to the Japanese international time zone. Eric Morecambe, in his day, ran on BST all year round, excepting the fourth finger on each hand.

The meaning of life is widey.

///////''vsdfiovh/.;p;;;;;14159...fvsjio///\\| is the meaning of Stalybridge.

Money is good for the sole.

I have a friend who can impersonate an owl whilst standing on a stick. At parties, he then falls out of a tree into a ditch. What A Scream.

< /lie > Oh dear, what have I done?< lie >

I always wanted to be the meaning of life..........but we have to wait another 2 years before I hit the magic number 42!!! I can practice in the meantime.....

Stacy Keach.............is infact a girl!!!

If you stand at the entrance of box tunnel on IK's birthday, just as the sun rises...........your liable to be run over by an express train. I know I have the bruises to prove it!