Eggs stay fresh longer if turned upside down in their styrofoam boxes, but have been known cause hallucinations and "loss of balance" when eaten if stored in such a manner.

Eating diamonds will coat your teeth in diamond dust, thus allowing you to bite through solid steel with ease and wit much more effort and luck perhapse a piece of fruitcake

'Big Brother' is unquestionably the TV highlight of the Summer.

Winning the Lottery won't change me. That's why I never buy a ticket.

Linda Lee Potter is to Social Commentary in the 21st Century what Jonathan Swift and Benjamin Franklin were in the 18th.

Swiss cheese is made from old banknotes............

Motivation can be manufactured from tightly compressed cheese, but only if the plastic wrapping has been removed first.