Vertigo is the French word for Traffic Lights.

I like vertigo. I like vertigo. I like vertigo, but only when I'm green.

Dr Q] Here comes another one.

In Britain an "X" is used on ballot papers, as this represents your kiss of good luck to your chosen candidate. The single transferable kiss is however merely whoreish.

It's a well known fact that the pen is mightier than the sword, which is why Lord Byron chose pistols when challenged to a head-on confrontation in an essay writing competition by a classmate in 3C.