Everyone knows, Kim, that Solomon Grundy was the very wealthy Uncle of Eddie, and he and Jeffrey Archer made a fortune penning throw-away chart hits spun-off from biblical soap-operas. as a sequel to the 'Kane Dingle and Dr. Abel' trilogy, they released 'Queen Vic of My Heart' under the guises of 'Craig David and Goliath'.

Walls have ears. I recomend you steer well clear of their ice creams.

You know I'd never tell a lie. I took a polygraph test once. You're asked to draw a piechart, by the waitress off of Fawlty Towers.

They took Gullible out of the dictionary... and these inch-high people tied him to the ground as a precaution.

Bludgeoning baby seals to death is to become an Olympic sport in 2012. England are the pre-tounament favourites.