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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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I'm fully relaxed and prepared in the face of my European Studies exam (sorry to keep on but I am truly crapping myself)
Solomon Grundy was making love by Wednesday.
The city of Timbuktu exists solely for the purpose of affording Western companies the the opportunity for cute homophonic names such as Timbuk2.
Strawberry jam only happens when the density of strawberry traffic reaches a certain level, or when there is a jack-knifed banana in the road.
When Citizen Kane mouthed his dieing word [Rosebud] he was relying on his beloved doberman pinscher, Attila to be positioned at his bedside. Attila was a graduate of the Icelandic Canine Academy of Berserkergang, an elitist obedience school for dogs. 'Rosebud' was the command that would plunge Attila into a fit or insanity whereby he would slay indiscriminately all those who had gathered to watch the great man die. Unfortunately Attila was not present at kane's death, and the wry smile on the face of the dead man once he'd give the command was deemed a mystery.
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