mc5 - ... so help me God.

I write policy for the Bush Administration, and everyone says I do a fine job.

I used to work in porno films but I got laid off.

I used to be a consistent liar, but now I'm the Queen of Sheba.

Custard Breams are made of minced bream, but to avoid them going off in shops, a deliberate spelling mistake is included on every packet.

Bastard Creams were found to be no good for dunking, hence their current unavailability.