<lie>Thanksgiving will be particularly entertaining this year now that most people in the US have come to realise that George W Bush is a turkey.</lie>

I am terribly offended by Bob the Dog's post.

Ironically, it has now been discovered that George W. Bush himself is a weapon of mass destruction.

When I was small, I used to stretch my mouth between the gateposts that led into our front garden and 'strum' my lips with a plecktrum in order to imitate the extraordinary musical tallent of Stephan Grappelli.

[Bob] So did I, only I used a chopstick rather than a plectrum for a better acoustic sound.

I hate drummers.

The British band Keane only has two members. Their lead singer has been lying in a coma in Croydon for the last 22 months, and performs all of their songs via astral projection.