this music is certainly not giving me headache.

"I'll have no frolicking in my pantry Guv'nor!!" was the catch-phrase used by Princess Michael of Kent in her first unrecorded sitcom provisionally entitled "Sperm Kittens go AWOL in Tewkesbury".

I was the fourth Goodie; you can see me hiding behind a giant black pudding during the episode "King Carrot".

"No more rubber please Vicar!!" was the catchphrase used by Alan Rickman in his cabaret act entitled "Murun Bertstanzinger goes pole vaulting".

The Teletubbies are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

<lie>Thanksgiving will be particularly entertaining this year now that most people in the US have come to realise that George W Bush is a turkey.</lie>

I am terribly offended by Bob the Dog's post.

Ironically, it has now been discovered that George W. Bush himself is a weapon of mass destruction.

When I was small, I used to stretch my mouth between the gateposts that led into our front garden and 'strum' my lips with a plecktrum in order to imitate the extraordinary musical tallent of Stephan Grappelli.