"swedish massage" is not a euphemism.

Magnets only work when they are being watched.

CERN has announced the discovery of a new subatomic particle which has been observed to interact minimally with other particles itself but which has been seen with great frequency to pass by two particles which then annihilate each other in a highly energetic manner. It has been dubbed the tarantino.

The most wonderful eel in the world is called Hernia, which explains why she is so shy.

this music is certainly not giving me headache.

"I'll have no frolicking in my pantry Guv'nor!!" was the catch-phrase used by Princess Michael of Kent in her first unrecorded sitcom provisionally entitled "Sperm Kittens go AWOL in Tewkesbury".

I was the fourth Goodie; you can see me hiding behind a giant black pudding during the episode "King Carrot".

"No more rubber please Vicar!!" was the catchphrase used by Alan Rickman in his cabaret act entitled "Murun Bertstanzinger goes pole vaulting".

The Teletubbies are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.