mc5 - ... so help me God.

Wax strips work! Save lots of money and pain, and buy some today!

[Dujon] I saw a duck driving a car, it had a damaged wing.

[plump] Are you sure it wasn't just tyred?

Photo frames can now be purchased with a chameleonic finish to them which makes a picture look like it has been bevelled into the wall.

Bollards are ducks that are neither female nor male.

Bollocks are ducks with funky hair.

I do not have a radio now. I am not at all happy about this.

"No Fixed Abode, Cricklewood" is not on the Radio during my Greek exam. I'm deliriously happy about this.

</lie> [ZK] Listen Again is your friend. It's certainly mine - I can't listen to R4 live at all. <lie>