I have been here the whole time, taking notes for a psychological study on pathological liars for my degree in Botanics and Fishery. [Dujon] But they do!

Paranoia is next to godliness, but only in the newly released "serendiptionary" where words are jumbled up at random. Increase your vocabulary by picking a random word today!

Dang and blast!

Donald Rumsfeld has an unnatural fear of Spoonerisms.

Should my wife ask, I was never here.

I am Falstaff's wife and I CAN SEE YOU!

The Rugby weekend was crap, and you'll never catch me doing that again!

I'm not sunburnt.