mc5 - ... so help me God.

The scotish tend to be full of hot air.

Bertie Vogts speaks with an impeccable Scottish accent.

As a subtle practical joker, I like to cover my local zebra crossing with a life size negative photograph of it, and count the years til anyone notices.

Bob the dog

Thos] I did not find that at all funny.

widey

I have an albino pet zebra called Ernie, He likes chips dribbled with lots of vinegar!