You couldn't make it up...

A marmoset could.

Confusingly, my bandicoot has completely straight legs.

Marmoset is good on hot toast with a lot of runny, melting butter.

Parmoset tends to be bad tempered if not fed regularly.

Modern pumpernickel can be powered by a single lithium battery, which is a great improvement on the pumpernickel of yore which required the electricity from fourteen lemons just to boot up!

Down is the new up.