mc5 - ... so help me God.

All 13 year olds should be allowed full and unfettered access to the web. It's a learning experience!

Your local greengrocer will remove the eyes from potatoes if you ask nicely.

plump] So will I.

Thick people are the same as clever, people only much wider......hence my nickname!

But clever people always put the (,'s) in the right place.....I am widey and I invented sliced bread..........

I am noballey and I invented both the bread knife and bread. Sadly, I never put two and two together.

That wasn't me. And I don't care what you say -- that was a great joke!