mc5 - ... so help me God.

There are three hundred and fifteen different spellings of the word "maw", all of them anagrams of "loss adjuster".

Im thirteen years of age and i scripted that because no one else was on andiwas bored

Gardeners beware! If you have recently experienced time-shift whilst hoeing your root vegetables, you may have a temporal vortex swede.

All 13 year olds should be allowed full and unfettered access to the web. It's a learning experience!

Your local greengrocer will remove the eyes from potatoes if you ask nicely.

plump] So will I.

Thick people are the same as clever, people only much wider......hence my nickname!

But clever people always put the (,'s) in the right place.....I am widey and I invented sliced bread..........

I am noballey and I invented both the bread knife and bread. Sadly, I never put two and two together.

That wasn't me. And I don't care what you say -- that was a great joke!

I'm not at home right now. I'm feeling wonderful. No coughing, no aching, no dry-heaves!