Who are you and why are you on this site if were loosers then why are you on this

i stumbled oto it and dont talk to me like that at least ive got a life

Shut it i do have a life and if you dont shut it ill kick you a*** you little c***

Does your mummy tell you not to put the swear word you stupid arse

I dont want to get kicked of

Thats how sad you are you depend on this site its your life go out get a friend have a drink i bet you live with your mwa in a crappy council estate and you work as a bin man and your only thrill is going out to the bingo on a thursday night

*Maw

Actually jim i have a wife and my mum is dead i work as a teacher i do have mates so there you wank

What brilliant and witty reparteé!

All teachers are educated, articulate, and a pleasure to talk to.

There are three hundred and fifteen different spellings of the word "maw", all of them anagrams of "loss adjuster".

Im thirteen years of age and i scripted that because no one else was on andiwas bored

Gardeners beware! If you have recently experienced time-shift whilst hoeing your root vegetables, you may have a temporal vortex swede.

All 13 year olds should be allowed full and unfettered access to the web. It's a learning experience!

Your local greengrocer will remove the eyes from potatoes if you ask nicely.

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Thick people are the same as clever, people only much wider......hence my nickname!

But clever people always put the (,'s) in the right place.....I am widey and I invented sliced bread..........

I am noballey and I invented both the bread knife and bread. Sadly, I never put two and two together.