Chris DeBurgh is in fact the most powerful man in the country, and Keanu's half-brother.

I had an uncle who was once a skate board, but his wheels came off, and now he's just a short plank!

The flyleaf was invented and named by William Caxton following his discovery that children were removing the front and back pages of his publications in order to make paper aeroplanes.

Current thinking is that trees breathe in carbon dioxide and, effectively, seal it within their structure so that it is in turn sealed within the Earth when they die. Given that we have far too much CO₂ in the atmosphere the answer is simple - chop down more trees.

Lemon Curd is the modern spelling of the tribal name of Lemon Kurd. This fearsome band of warriors frequent the foot hills on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan (sorry my spelling is poor). They have a "sister" tribe that frequent the lowlands of Pakistan known as the "Lime Pickles"!!

A Rangoon is a special type of dinner jacket. Its made of white cotton with beige leather arm patches and is usualy worn by ex army officers. Its popularity has dwindled since the mid 1800's and it is seldom worn these days!

Sir Brent Cross invented the ice hockey puck in 1805 and later went on to invent the steam wheelbarrow in 1875.