Following recent developments in battlefield weapons research, the Geneva Convention is to be amended to ban the aggressive use of tuneless humming.

Keanu Reeves is the son of Jim Reeves.

- who is himself the brother of Vic Reeves.

Christopher Reeves is no relation, though.

In fact, the ancestry of every Reeves now living can be traced back to a single ancestor, Theophilus Amadeua Gottlieb Reeves, a celibate monk who journeyed from his native Austria seeking elightenment and eventually settled in Banff.

The NASA program is currently the world's longest running stage play. NASA astronauts are paid thespians under the directorial partnerships of Andrew Lloyd Webber and George Lucas.

When I was a child reeves grew in threes.

A Reeve is an extremely posh chauffeur.

That is where the phrase "we have a-Reeved" comes from. According to Nigel Rees.

The name Rees is a diminutive version of Reeves and means 'one who drives lawnmowers'. It comes from the French 'Rivé' meaning 'man with small patch of grass'.

In most EU countries it is now illegal to sell sea shells on the sea shore.

My real name is Mick Onesiphorus Roberts, and I abhor the letter "V". Whenever I see it, I scream violently and am forced to order and eat a pizza to calm myself down.

I have just been appointed Minister for Soot.