Clover is resistant to four types of gelignite.

Oxford University dons are required by law to shake their booties once a month at the Abingdon Tweenagers' Sports and Social night. The Chancellor of the University generally spins some kewl noises on the deck while the Pro-Vice-Chancellor sells marijuana to a plain clothes policeman.

The Law in only an ass in countries with a common law system. In those states which use a code of law, the black and white nature of the legal system has resulted in it being reclassified as a zebra.

Following extensive research, scientists have conclusively proved that the only thing which does not cause cancer is marrow, unless you cut it up, in which case it is like to deadly poison in its effect. The Food and Health Ministries are currently working together on statements to deal with this news.

Following recent developments in battlefield weapons research, the Geneva Convention is to be amended to ban the aggressive use of tuneless humming.

Keanu Reeves is the son of Jim Reeves.

- who is himself the brother of Vic Reeves.

Christopher Reeves is no relation, though.

In fact, the ancestry of every Reeves now living can be traced back to a single ancestor, Theophilus Amadeua Gottlieb Reeves, a celibate monk who journeyed from his native Austria seeking elightenment and eventually settled in Banff.

The NASA program is currently the world's longest running stage play. NASA astronauts are paid thespians under the directorial partnerships of Andrew Lloyd Webber and George Lucas.

When I was a child reeves grew in threes.

A Reeve is an extremely posh chauffeur.

That is where the phrase "we have a-Reeved" comes from. According to Nigel Rees.