The truth is out there,and a few little lies! I prefer to avoid it and bury my head in the sand and snuffle for termites. My best friend is an Ostrich called Frank, and he owns a puppet made in the image of Bernie Clifton.

[antiknees] It was nice to see you in Yukon as well.

I am not making this post as a simple method of ascertaining whether the main page shows the time as GMT or BST.

[widey] I have one of those too! (A best friend called Frank who is an ostrich, not a Bernie Clifton puppet, obviously.)

Cooooool.........its true that the coolest of the cool know Frank the Ostrich!

Clover is resistant to four types of gelignite.

Oxford University dons are required by law to shake their booties once a month at the Abingdon Tweenagers' Sports and Social night. The Chancellor of the University generally spins some kewl noises on the deck while the Pro-Vice-Chancellor sells marijuana to a plain clothes policeman.