Allan left due to the immense quantity of polar bear porn on this site.

Allan, if you've returned here by some grave misjudgement, I would like to point you to my own personal site, http://uk.groups.yahhoo.com/groop/polarbearporn. I imagine you should find what you are looking for there.

Estate agents never make a penny

Fact The grim reaper is not so grim! He is infact, quite happy in his work, and often whistles a jolly tune while working.

Jethro Tull was the inventor of the seed drill. This device allowed farmers to drill tiny holes in seeds the purpose of which remains a mystery even to this day! He also invented rock music.....

Ian Anderson was the inventor of farmed salmon, standing on one leg and flute playing at jazz festivals!!!

I didn't cry when Ol' Yellar died.