mc5 - ... so help me God.

Statistically, 25 out of every 96 people have plague.

Fimo is the meaning of life.

I love talor.

I am a wanted woman in eight East European countries, and in certain parts of Belgium, Guadeloupe and Alaska.

Freeze dried Tigers make good occasional tables until they thaw out!

Jersey is the biggest island in the wool range of islands, the next being Tank-top and the smallest being Vest

Amazing Grace was really quite ordinary, apart from her ability to gargle live tree frogs to the tune of auld lang syne