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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Bare back rides are much safer than Bear back rides! If unsure which is which, stop and ask a friendly Mountie (mounty???), never trust the word of a Grizzly they are compulisve liars, and have bad breath and poor taste when it comes to home furniture!!!!
compulisve is like compulsive, only wrong.....see above!!!
Nits are the egg like structures layed by the common steel louse!
Tins are a dyslexic form of Nits found on the scapl of humans.
Tins are a dyslexic form of Nits found on the scapl of humans
I have a typing stutter!!!!!!!
In a shock announcement today, Scientists have confirmed that Mr Blobby is the next stage of human evolution.
In a later announcement World-President-for-Life Blobby announced that the scientists were wrong.
I am Kapil Dev.
The Nightjar [Caprimulgus europaeus] was called Goatsucker during four separate incidents in the 1980's.
If you drink milk through a blue straw, it can cure Tennis Elbow.
But beware, for drinking goat's milk througha a blue straw on the third night after a full moon can cause gangrene!
Gangrene is in fact, turquoise.
Last Friday was the best day of my life.
Fridays are, statistically, the day the average person is most likely to:
A) Fall in love
B) Fall over a cliff
C) Discover a new breed of hampster.
These may be related, but I'll leave it to the scientists to work out.
Contrary to common belief, pot liquor does not improve with age.
Statistically, 25 out of every 96 people have plague.
Fimo is the meaning of life.
I love talor.
I am a wanted woman in eight East European countries, and in certain parts of Belgium, Guadeloupe and Alaska.
Freeze dried Tigers make good occasional tables until they thaw out!
Jersey is the biggest island in the wool range of islands, the next being Tank-top and the smallest being Vest
Amazing Grace was really quite ordinary, apart from her ability to gargle live tree frogs to the tune of auld lang syne
[widey] You forgot the tiny island of Sock, which despite having a population of 0, has the largest legislative assembly in the world, at 30,000 members, each representing a single pebble.
No matter how hard I try, I can not find a shop that stocks replacement sachets for my orange blossom scented desk-top organiser.
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