In a later announcement World-President-for-Life Blobby announced that the scientists were wrong.

I am Kapil Dev.

The Nightjar [Caprimulgus europaeus] was called Goatsucker during four separate incidents in the 1980's.

If you drink milk through a blue straw, it can cure Tennis Elbow.

But beware, for drinking goat's milk througha a blue straw on the third night after a full moon can cause gangrene!

Gangrene is in fact, turquoise.

Last Friday was the best day of my life.

Fridays are, statistically, the day the average person is most likely to:
A) Fall in love
B) Fall over a cliff
C) Discover a new breed of hampster.
These may be related, but I'll leave it to the scientists to work out.

Contrary to common belief, pot liquor does not improve with age.