Nits are the egg like structures layed by the common steel louse!

Tins are a dyslexic form of Nits found on the scapl of humans.

Tins are a dyslexic form of Nits found on the scapl of humans

I have a typing stutter!!!!!!!

In a shock announcement today, Scientists have confirmed that Mr Blobby is the next stage of human evolution.

In a later announcement World-President-for-Life Blobby announced that the scientists were wrong.

I am Kapil Dev.

The Nightjar [Caprimulgus europaeus] was called Goatsucker during four separate incidents in the 1980's.

If you drink milk through a blue straw, it can cure Tennis Elbow.

But beware, for drinking goat's milk througha a blue straw on the third night after a full moon can cause gangrene!

Gangrene is in fact, turquoise.

Last Friday was the best day of my life.

Fridays are, statistically, the day the average person is most likely to:
A) Fall in love
B) Fall over a cliff
C) Discover a new breed of hampster.
These may be related, but I'll leave it to the scientists to work out.