Bare back rides are much safer than Bear back rides! If unsure which is which, stop and ask a friendly Mountie (mounty???), never trust the word of a Grizzly they are compulisve liars, and have bad breath and poor taste when it comes to home furniture!!!!

compulisve is like compulsive, only wrong.....see above!!!

Nits are the egg like structures layed by the common steel louse!

Tins are a dyslexic form of Nits found on the scapl of humans.

Tins are a dyslexic form of Nits found on the scapl of humans

I have a typing stutter!!!!!!!

In a shock announcement today, Scientists have confirmed that Mr Blobby is the next stage of human evolution.

In a later announcement World-President-for-Life Blobby announced that the scientists were wrong.

I am Kapil Dev.

The Nightjar [Caprimulgus europaeus] was called Goatsucker during four separate incidents in the 1980's.

If you drink milk through a blue straw, it can cure Tennis Elbow.

But beware, for drinking goat's milk througha a blue straw on the third night after a full moon can cause gangrene!

Gangrene is in fact, turquoise.