mc5 - ... so help me God.

widey

Tins are a dyslexic form of Nits found on the scapl of humans.

widey

Tins are a dyslexic form of Nits found on the scapl of humans

widey

I have a typing stutter!!!!!!!

Thos

In a shock announcement today, Scientists have confirmed that Mr Blobby is the next stage of human evolution.

ImNotJohn

In a later announcement World-President-for-Life Blobby announced that the scientists were wrong.

Tuj

I am Kapil Dev.

Chalky

The Nightjar [Caprimulgus europaeus] was called Goatsucker during four separate incidents in the 1980's.

ZK

If you drink milk through a blue straw, it can cure Tennis Elbow.

Tuj

But beware, for drinking goat's milk througha a blue straw on the third night after a full moon can cause gangrene!

snorgle

Gangrene is in fact, turquoise.

DrQu+xum

Last Friday was the best day of my life.

snorgle

Fridays are, statistically, the day the average person is most likely to:
A) Fall in love
B) Fall over a cliff
C) Discover a new breed of hampster.
These may be related, but I'll leave it to the scientists to work out.

Falstaff

Contrary to common belief, pot liquor does not improve with age.

Tuj

Statistically, 25 out of every 96 people have plague.

ZK

Fimo is the meaning of life.

POOGLE

I love talor.

ZK

I am a wanted woman in eight East European countries, and in certain parts of Belgium, Guadeloupe and Alaska.

Widey

Freeze dried Tigers make good occasional tables until they thaw out!

Widey

Jersey is the biggest island in the wool range of islands, the next being Tank-top and the smallest being Vest

widey

Amazing Grace was really quite ordinary, apart from her ability to gargle live tree frogs to the tune of auld lang syne

Projoy

[widey] You forgot the tiny island of Sock, which despite having a population of 0, has the largest legislative assembly in the world, at 30,000 members, each representing a single pebble.