Otters become hypnotised at the sight of pasta spirals.

In Islam, the phrase 'Bob Holness' is a gross insult.

Due to recent legislation, all West Midlands Police helmets are to painted mauve with fluorescent cyan polka dots.

Scientists now beleive that just after the Big Bang, people were floating around in space waiting for the Earth to form.

< lie >On 'Horizon' tonight, the mystery of life, the universe and everything was solved.< /lie >

Cats are especially good at subatomic physics, particularly string theory.

Successor to the highly complex multidimensional string theory, top scientists have now formulated ball-of-string theory, which contends that the world is not made, as previously thought, of lengths of string not exceeding a metre, but is made of many many tiny anoraks.

'Ons' are what physicists are all about. Neutrons are novices in the field. Protons are those in favour of having physicists within the scientific community. Bosons are rather bombastic physicists and are sometimes referred to as Mesons. Gluons are physicists who will not change their outlook regardless of experimental results. Gravitons are the most serious of all physicists whilst Photons have a much lighter outlook. Anoraks on the other hand are simply seen as the hoods of the scientific community.

Trust me to forget! Dunx's statement was correct. An addition, though; Muons are not only those physicists from the family feline but also that of the seagulls. Quarks, whilst not quite fitting into this group, are nevertheless are duck-like, sometimes they are up or down (i.e. at the top or the bottom) and can be strange or charming. Odd that.