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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Only you can make this world seem right.
Only you can make my darkness bright.
It has been discovered that Justin Hawkins is in fact Stephen Hawking thrown into a vat of Hair Restorer, which incidentally is the cure for Motor Neurone Disease.
All your bees are belong to us, so can we have some honey?
My hovercraft is full of eels.
I only come here to cart away the free fertilizer.
Falstaff] Cobblers. You come here for the erotic messages hidden in the source code. Like I do.
I come here for the Cobblers.
It has been discovered that my floor joists are made of batter that has been superheated and compressed.
If you show a wasp a current copy of TV Quick, it will not sting you.
To guarantee good feng shui in your bedroom, place a hundredweight of soil on top of your wardrobe.
The dome of St. Paul's cathedral was cast in one piece from a mould made from Dolly Parton's right tit.
Apricots were introduced into this country from South America in 1986 by my Uncle Dessie.
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