mc5 - ... so help me God.

Piste is not a noun but an adjective.

Your good is my jelly.

Ian Thorpe trains in a swimming pool of strawberry flavoured jelly.

Onions are the Devil's blackheads.

Nothing beats stale dubbin for that extra zest in home made rice pudding.

Trebor Mints can no longer be used as emergency replacement buttons by Pearly Kings and Queens.

My next series of lies will feature some hidden mathematical progression in the number of words or syllables, just because.

"You've Been Framed" is to be awarded the Booker Prize.

Creative juices flow like water from a smashed cucumber, as long as the cucumber is at least forty days old and has been kept in a used running shoe.

"Triumvirate" means "suffering from three colds at once"./

Only you can make this world seem right.