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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Your good is my jelly.
Ian Thorpe trains in a swimming pool of strawberry flavoured jelly.
Onions are the Devil's blackheads.
Nothing beats stale dubbin for that extra zest in home made rice pudding.
Trebor Mints can no longer be used as emergency replacement buttons by Pearly Kings and Queens.
My next series of lies will feature some hidden mathematical progression in the number of words or syllables, just because.
"You've Been Framed" is to be awarded the Booker Prize.
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