Aha, so thats how it is done Projoy. In North America, [we do it differently of course] the choicest marshmallows are not farmed as they are captured from the wild. In southeast Alabama for example, it is possible to acquire as many as sixteen in one outing by startling a jackalope [i.e. antlered marsh hare] through a canebrake and then bringing it down with a highpowered rifle or slingshot. Not only are the marshmallows of a superior size but they come pre-mounted on antlers that [once sawed free] can be used to roast the tasty varmints. Harvest is tempered however, by the recent legislation of a one jackalope per season per person game law.

The Queen, as is well known, never goes to the toilet, but less well known is the reason, which is that she only has one buttock.

Princess Diana knew her marriage was a sham when she caught Charles cross dressing in one of Camilla's ballgowns.

My grandmother was a lighthouse keeper because she would never do any heavy dusting or polishing..

The Albert Memorial was modelled from playdough, and was going to be changed every day into a new shape relating to an aspect of the Prince Consort's life. Sadly, the sculptor left it out overnight on the first day and it went hard...

My great grandfather lost his job as a lighthouse keeper because he kept closing the curtains at night so he could get so sleep.

The Eddystone lighthouse is so named because it was the original site for "Eddy the Eagle's" venture into ski jumping.

Alcohol killed the cat.

Piste is not a noun but an adjective.