mc5 - ... so help me God.

Heavy water does the same, but only after it has punched a hole in the floor (or floors) and hit Mother Earth.

I had a courgette and pineapple chew-bar for breakfast this morning.

In Britain the roads do not have a right-hand side, and all bends turn clockwise.

[Pnnrojnnoy] Fnnizzeep! Yizibble!

The fifth month has recently been renamed "Should"

All water on Earth is called Mike.

[Thos] That's not even funnier once you actually figure it out.

George Bush's given first name was Rachel.

All you need to make your own helicopter is a bag of dried banana chips and an octopus.

[flerdle] Psst. You forgot the packet of grass seeds.

Projoy] Psst. The grass seed are only required if you have have a Premiere Tofu account with HSBC bank or a horse.

Obviously, that should have read "if you have have a Premiere Tofu account with a horse, or HSBC bank."

Following a recount, it was recently discovered there were only six seas and a big pond.