mc5 - ... so help me God.

Spring Water bounces if dropped on the floor.

Heavy water does the same, but only after it has punched a hole in the floor (or floors) and hit Mother Earth.

I had a courgette and pineapple chew-bar for breakfast this morning.

In Britain the roads do not have a right-hand side, and all bends turn clockwise.

[Pnnrojnnoy] Fnnizzeep! Yizibble!

The fifth month has recently been renamed "Should"

All water on Earth is called Mike.