My keyboard is made of cheese, I hate it but the mouse loves it.

A wooden box will always keep blancmange fresh.

I have no concerns for Projoy, or, indeed, the fact that they are better at this than me.

I tried making a blancmange box, but it was too squidgy.

Apple's next product will be the uPod, a device to allow people to take snapshots of their loved one's personalities to keep them company on long journeys.

[Dunx]< / l i e > I want one of those! < l i e >

Projoy is plural, and has been ever since he was Amjoy.

If you would like to get more pleasure out of owning a Pet Bunny Rabbit than you ever imagined was possible, ... if you'd like to learn how to make your cherished pet happy, cuddly, and playful ... if you'd like to understand exactly what (s)he needs, wants -even what (s)he might be thinking - or if you just want to know how to get your Pet Bunny Rabbit to like you better, then this might be the most important letter you'll ever read. When ingested, rabbits may cause nausea, diarrhea, intestinal distension and vomiting. However hamsters are generally regarded as non toxic and no fatalities from ingestion have been reported.

All papal bulls are written in non-toxic crayon too.

I once had a papier maché bull, but I couldn't leave it out in the rain.

All cardinals are lightly soaked in vinegar overnight following their elevation to the post.

Spring Water bounces if dropped on the floor.