Windows are the eyes of the soul.

All shelving in Nairobi must be put up at 35 degrees to the horizontal, according to a byelaw passed in 1943.

Strictly speaking, a woman may not be termed a spinster until she has tobacco-stained teeth.

Because of recent falls, there are now seventy seven dollars to the sherbet dip.

The National Sound Archive is facing investigation after staff used early wax cylinders as hair curlers.

Most badgers can rap at an average speed of 70 wpm

When Tracy Whipsnade (27) goes out on a Saturday night, it takes her hair five full minutes to follow her out of the door.

Tuna fish love mayonnaise, and would do anything to be united with it, even unto death.

Piano tuners go well with mayonnaise.

I am currently wearing forty three strategically placed chocolate eclairs and have been declared officially naughty by the Mayor of Paris.

The Victorians provided special cubicles in every English town centre to enable doctors to change discreetly out of their surgical gowns. Almost none survive today, and for that matter most of the cubicles are gone too.

The cubicle was the very first platonic solid, but Plato soon came to consider it puny and replaced it with larger variant.

Cubicles are formed when water freezes on snooker cues.

This year, I'm spending my holidays in Gondwanaland.

My keyboard is made of cheese, I hate it but the mouse loves it.

A wooden box will always keep blancmange fresh.

I have no concerns for Projoy, or, indeed, the fact that they are better at this than me.

I tried making a blancmange box, but it was too squidgy.

Apple's next product will be the uPod, a device to allow people to take snapshots of their loved one's personalities to keep them company on long journeys.

[Dunx]< / l i e > I want one of those! < l i e >

Projoy is plural, and has been ever since he was Amjoy.

If you would like to get more pleasure out of owning a Pet Bunny Rabbit than you ever imagined was possible, ... if you'd like to learn how to make your cherished pet happy, cuddly, and playful ... if you'd like to understand exactly what (s)he needs, wants -even what (s)he might be thinking - or if you just want to know how to get your Pet Bunny Rabbit to like you better, then this might be the most important letter you'll ever read. When ingested, rabbits may cause nausea, diarrhea, intestinal distension and vomiting. However hamsters are generally regarded as non toxic and no fatalities from ingestion have been reported.

All papal bulls are written in non-toxic crayon too.

I once had a papier maché bull, but I couldn't leave it out in the rain.