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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Orlando Bloom has just delighted the world by announcing his intentions to become a Tibetian monk.
Monica Lewinsky is the host of a brand new show on LivingTV called Cockles and Muscles about the love lives of fishermen.
Will Young tried to enter himself on the show, but they caught him.
If you feed cotton buds to sheep, every time you shear them you'll get nylon.
Cashew nuts are harvested from sneezing squirrels.
Edward Monkton cards are self-explanatory.
I have a glass ear, pardon?
I used to get out of games at school by telling everyone I had a glass face, until somebody saw through it.
I've already mentioned that I have sacked my head waiter, middle manager and footman. But I have decided to keep my head-girl.
Mexican trains are pulled by esteem engines. This explains the universal respect they enjoy.
Rational thinking is impossible when the subject is pears, because of the high unreason fields that surround them.
Every morning I go down to the gravity well at the bottom of the garden and draw a bucket of gravity, which I use throughout the day to prevent me floating.
I'm off to a barium restaurant tonight to enjoy a barium meal.
In order to maintain the respect of my employers, I change my pinafore at the office twice a day.
Windows are the eyes of the soul.
All shelving in Nairobi must be put up at 35 degrees to the horizontal, according to a byelaw passed in 1943.
Strictly speaking, a woman may not be termed a spinster until she has tobacco-stained teeth.
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