Yoghurt is the feeling one experiences after three hours of Pilates.

hey im david polson from stanly n.c. i luv it in the butt.I WILL SUCK YOUR BALLS OFF.ANYBODY BLACK THAT IS.FREAKY XXX FROM BLACK MEN IS WHAT I WANT.GIVE ME WHAT I WANT AND I WILL GO AWAY.

HEY ITS ME AGAIN I WANT A BLACK COCK TO PENETRATE MY LOOSE ASSHOLE.I HAVE BEEN GAY ALL MY LIFE ANY HOT GUYS OUT THERE FOR ME .I NEED A BIG ONE IN MY MOUTH AND MY ASS.IM LOOKING FOR MONSTER COCK .MY EX LOVER WOODY HAS A SMALL PENIS .I COULDNT EVEN FEEL THAT SHRIMP IN ME . SO IF YOU HAVE A BIG ONE CAN I PLEASE HOLD IT IN MY MOUTH IM JONESING FOR A HARD ONE .

HEY GUYS IM FROM STANLY .N.C. I NEED COCK LIKE CRACKHEADS NEED ROCK,I WILL SWALLOW YOUR LOAD I AM SERIOUS .SLICK THANKS FOR STICKING IT IN MY STANKHOLE. U TO DAMIEN LOCKRIDGE WE HAD FUN TOSSING EACH OTHERS SALAD.PECO MCCORCKLE I WANT U TO STICK ME AGAIN BABY BOY.WOODY ITS ALRIGHT IF U AND DAMIEN WANT TO KEEP SCREWING.I GUESS I WILL DIE GAY ,BUT I DONT WANT TO CHANGE I LUV BLACK COCK.

A high-ranking member of the Royal Family has been posting on this site under a pseudonym recently, but I won't tell you which one.

Damien Lockridge was my headmaster at Eton.

I see that the Very Reverend Dr David Polson has been at it again.

Cigarette adverstising was only banned in Britain after Dunhill tried to use the slogan "And all because the lady loves cork tips"

Sammy Sosa knows nothing about cork tips.

Everyone in Britain knows what that meant.

Saddam Hussein was found in a stankhole.

Black Cock is a liquor made of chicken feathers.

Roosters eat nothing but cornflakes.

The 76th Academy Awards were an evening of drama, excitement and surprise.

I hate Billy Crystal.

Peco McCorkle used to teach rugby at my high school. He now works with disadvantaged children in Harrow.

I used to be in charge of the cheese board but it kept sticking to me.

For the first time in Oscar history, the "Most Cheerful Leading Actor Nominee" honour was awarded jointly to Bill Murray and Sean Penn.

I fell headlong into a cesspit today and was suprised to discover two lovers having a secret rendezpoo.

I once knew a greasy Pole. His english was quite difficult to understand but he was otherwise very charming.

I have a marmalade hard drive.

Jam is a myth invented by the Chinese.

Every Tuesday I have performed an intricate jazz dance on top of the Empire State Building to "Soldier of Love". I find it does wonders for my health, particularly my feet.

More women in Britain go into labour during "Balamory" than during any other programme.

Orlando Bloom has just delighted the world by announcing his intentions to become a Tibetian monk.