Daleks get a frisson of pleasure if you say words like 'emphasise', 'portability', 'standardisation', 'correctness', 'proactive', 'security' and 'integrated-cryptography'. Daleks may self destruct if you use phrases such as 'binary emulation', 'multi-platforms' and 'UNIX-like operating systems'.

[Btd] </lie> Wouldn't that work best if applied to middle managers? <lie>

It is mathematically impossible to prove that butternut squash can exist in the same universe as leeks.

As a safety measure, all new space rockets must henceforth be fitted with stabilisers.

Soup is prone to hypochondria.

Bread rolls generally only suffer from hysteria, however.

Projoy] Daleks and middle managers have nothing in common.

After my waistline expanded to 48 inches, I sacked my middle manager. And my head waiter. And my footman come to that.

31 is the answer to The Universe, Everything and Life.