Those of the Jewish faith are flocking to watch Mel Gibson's latest film and are praising its realism and the manner in which it follows their basic beliefs. The Pope, on the other hand, said something which sounded like "Bluesheets", which one can only assume relates to Jesus' shroud.

Isreal is thinking of changing its name to Unreal and Palestine to Palestein.

Palestine was originally going to be called Palpatine, because they wanted to be able to shoot lightning from their fingertips, which would have been very cool.

Israel is changing its name to Laser-I and is going to become the largest optical surgery unit in the world.

Israel has found a new deity to worship and is changing its name to reflect this. Henceforth it will be known as Ra Isle.