The real Graham Norton is living as a nun somewhere in the depths of Walthamstow. Bizarrely, so are at least eight fake ones.

Contrary to popular belief, Jaffa Cakes are the windows to the soul.

Ironically, the largest growth industry in Tel Aviv is a line of Christian bookshops.

Not surprisingly, a Christian bookshop has opened up on the grave of Benjamin Disraeli.

Those of the Jewish faith are flocking to watch Mel Gibson's latest film and are praising its realism and the manner in which it follows their basic beliefs. The Pope, on the other hand, said something which sounded like "Bluesheets", which one can only assume relates to Jesus' shroud.

Isreal is thinking of changing its name to Unreal and Palestine to Palestein.

Palestine was originally going to be called Palpatine, because they wanted to be able to shoot lightning from their fingertips, which would have been very cool.